I recently did something that I decided would be best if I didn’t share it with my husband. While I do tell him just about everything, there are a few secrets I think a woman should keep from her man. I mean, does he really need to know everything? Check out the list and decide for yourself.
1. Your waxing, plucking and shaving routine.
If you have ever seen the look on his face when he caught you doing this (especially your upper lip), you know why made the list.
2. You putting on your shapewear.
Does he really need to see what acrobatics you have to perform to stuff yourself into your shapewear?
3. That you have scratched, dinged, or dented his car.
With all the time he spends washing and waxing his ride, the last thing he needs to know is that you are responsible for the three-inch scratch on the passenger side. (Ok, I think I said too much…)
4. Your girlfriend’s business.
Whether she had a one-night stand with her co-worker or has been catfished by a Nigerian, as tempting as it might be to share, anything she tells should stay between you and her.
5. How many men you have slept with.
Your probably going to lie anyway.
6. How much money you have in your individual bank account.
Momma used to say always keep a lil something on the side…just in case.
7. You on the toilet.
To me, this is oversharing! I don’t care how close you are, some things should just be done privately.
8. How much money you spent on your last shopping trip.
Or better yet, pull out one of your reusable bags, pop the tags and tell him you got it all from a trendy thrift shop.
9. If any of his friends hit on you.
Nothing good can come of this. If it was only once, try to handle it yourself. If it continues, then you may need to share it with your man. Just make sure you don’t do it in front of the friend or it might end up looking like an episode of Cheaters.
Got any others to add to the list? Leave your comments below.
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